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Do you have any children?
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| Current relationship status? |
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If I were to encounter an interesting woman over the internet I would want to meet her . . .
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Affiliation?
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Personal cosmologies?
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How often do you practice your religion?
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Are you satisfied with your existence right now?
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I like to refer to my favorite female humans as . . .
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TV?
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Pets?
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| What would you like to eat at your next meal? |
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My personal maintenance ritual most closely resembles:
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| Consumption of alcohol and/or recreational drugs? |
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What do you do to pay your monthlies and buy your toys? (pick the closest one)
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| Approximately how many hours/week do you do the above? |
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Smoking?
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| Musical tastes? |
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On my feet you will most often find . . .
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| How "out " are you? |
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I am interested in . . . (please choose one interest from each for a total of 5 interests)
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I would describe myself as . . . (please pick one adjective for yourself from each for a total of 5)
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| Body modification? |
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My idea of travel is . . .
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Two plus two equals?
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It's an election year. What do you do?
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My favorite power tool is my . . .
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All of the questions in this section are OPTIONAL, meaning the "dating"
questions don't have to be answered in order to submit a profile . . .
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and your e-mail address and hit the SUBMIT button to submit your profile!
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Hairdo?
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I attend to my body hair by . . .
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Your height?
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Your body?
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| What's your idea of the perfect date? |
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| You meet a first date at a restaurant and have a great time. How would you like the date to end? |
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| Sexual interests (check as many as you like)? |
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sensual massage
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making "home movies"
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creativity with food
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costumes
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reading erotic literature
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sex toys
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cyber or phone sex
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tantric sex
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bondage or discipline
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crossdressing / drag kings / packing
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| latex / leather |
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sadism and masochism
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| exhibitionism |
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roleplaying
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group sex
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anal play
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fetish not listed here
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None so far, but I'm titillated by reading this. Instruct me!
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Strictly vanilla for me, thanks very much.
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I'm horrifed this question is even here, and considering reporting you to the PC authorities.
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What is your view on lesbian "weddings?"
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All longer-term sexual relationships naturally go through
a certain ebb and flow. However, while you're in the "ebb,"
what do you do? |
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What are your thoughts on pornography?
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Thoughts on the G-spot?
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Sex is . . .
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